The mechanical contrivium

Eu já fiz muitos testes estranhos, mas este que a Gotinha descobriu é realmente dos mais doidos de todos! :D

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jacky!

  1. Jacky can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  2. Jacky is incapable of sleep.
  3. New Zealand was the first place to allow jacky to vote.
  4. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on jacky!
  5. When provoked, jacky will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  6. About one tenth of jacky is permanently covered in ice!
  7. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at jacky.
  8. Jacky will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  9. The deepest part of jacky is over 35,000 feet deep.
  10. Ideally, jacky should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
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Blogger wind disse...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wind!

1-Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Wind!
2-By tradition, a girl standing under Wind cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
3-Wind is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
4-The colour of Wind is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
5-In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Wind is 10:1.
6-The deepest part of Wind is over 35,000 feet deep!
7-68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Wind!
8-Wind can be seen from space.
9-Europe is the only continent that lacks Wind!
10-In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Wind.
Está tudo maluco:))))

2/12/2006 03:07:00 da tarde  
Blogger Gotinha disse...

a tua dieta de insectos é um bocado repugnante.... eehh ehe he

e tu deves passar a vida de binóculos a olhar para o céu, hein??!

2/12/2006 03:18:00 da tarde  
Blogger katraponga disse...

Meu Deus... passo a comentar:

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Katraponga. - É mentira! Lá porque sou do signo Peixes...
2. To check whether Katraponga is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Katraponga will sink, and fresh Katraponga will float. - Deitar-me num recipiente com água? Pois boio, sim, sou um Katraponga fresquinho!
3. Katraponga can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis! AHAHAHAH! Isso é que era, ainda ontem bebi uma garrafa de Quinta da Bacalhôa ao jantar.
4. Katraponga has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. Oceano Índico! Era bom que me encontrassem lá a nadar era!
5. Olympic badminton rules say that Katraponga must have exactly fourteen feathers. 14 penas???
6. Katraponga can use only about ten percent of his brain! Isto era um insulto por eu ser loiro?
7. Katraponga has four noses. Bolas! Nem sequer tenho um nariz muito grande!
8. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Katraponga. De certeza!
9. Katraponga was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes. Ora, pensei que era parente da Xobineski Patruska, e que o meu nome vinha do meu avô queniano.
10. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Katraponga. Não me parece, digam lá à minha namorada para experimentar.

Uma infâmia, este teste.

2/12/2006 05:23:00 da tarde  
Blogger Atlantys disse...

Isto é lindo... Mais logo vou levá-lo çá para o meu canto :-D

2/13/2006 09:18:00 da manhã  
Blogger jacky disse...

:D Nunca me ri tanto a ler resultados de testes como com este!!!
Pois é, Gotinha, a minha dietinha de insectos é óptima para a pele! Hihihihihihi

Wind e katraponga, vocês nunca me enganaram! Tsk tsk! Juizinho meninos! :D

Ó miúda fico à espera de ler o que atlantys tem que fazer ;)

2/13/2006 03:42:00 da tarde  

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